Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Don't bogart the weed, Moses!

So researchers are saying that Moses didn't see (or hear) God. They say he was a junkie user with hallucinations.

I might have believed that of Jonah and all that whale business (I mean...please....who lives inside of a whale for days?) but Moses? C'mon!
I guess they'll have to remake the famous "Moses on the mountain scene" but this time it's at Woodstock and he's dropping the brown acid.

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