Friday, December 19, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Dubya Tee Eff???
Friday, December 5, 2008
I guess you could say I was straight. I'm mostly attracted to men although I have little "girl crushes" on certain chicks.
Last Saturday, I woke up for some ungodly reason at 6:30am and couldn't go back to sleep.
I got up and walked the dogs, made coffee and read for a while.
By 9:30 or 10, I got so sleepy that I decided to take a nap.
I'm not sure if everyone experiences this but whenever I sleep during the day, I have strange dreams. Sometimes really strange dreams.
On this particular day, I dreamed that I was making out with Heidi Klum. Which would be cliche if I were a man.
And it wasn't like spin the bottle type kissing. We were TOTALLY making out and just as we were rounding third base, my cell phone rang.
It was a text message from Adam.
I don't even remember what he wrote because all I could think about was "Holy shit! I was making out with Heidi Klum!!"
I replied to Adam with: "Dude, you just totally interrupted me and Heidi Klum gettin it on!!"
Damn right he felt bad!