The Bastard Weatherman

A few weeks ago, my goddaughter told me that she found the local channel 13 weather guy smug.
"He's smug...about the WEATHER???", I asked her.
"Yes, he's just so SMUG!", she said.

I laughed. She's a funny kid.

Yesterday, the news stations started screaming, "We're all gonna die! Humberto is coming for us!!! Run for your lives!"

It was going to make landfall at 1am they said. We better start hoarding water and supplies, they said.

At 11:30 pm they said, "Nevermind."
There was no "My Bad" or "Mea Culpa".

And you know what? That weather bastard WAS smug!