Don't you find it odd that I totally blew off International Women's Day?
What does this mean? Am I not a woman? Do I not celebrate being a woman?
Look, don't get me wrong, I think being a woman is great. I enjoy using my breasts to get a man's attention as much as the next gal but do we need a DAY?
What is a day going to get us? Equal pay? A free pass from menstrual cramps and child birth? A day off?
I don't think so.
And while we're on the subject of days...
Why does everything get a "day" now? We have National Peanut Day, International Sandwich Month, etc. Now we just need a Grape Jelly Week and we'll have PB&Js!
What's next? National Take a Crap Day? International Trim Your Toenails Week? The Great American Cry Yourself To Sleep Because You'll Never Find a Man and You'll Die Alone Month?
I can't wait.