Thursday, September 2, 2010

All Mixed Up

After all these years, I still suck at blogging.
I guess I realized that no one is listening except for Colin. It's hard to live my life for Colin since he won't go out with me unless I wear a paper sack over my head.

Sheila is having a good time. She and her lovely friend Alex did something I've always wanted to do...they visited the home of ientologySay.
I see their commercials and it looks so beautiful and refreshing. Sometimes I just want to give myself up to them like a shocking dive into a cold pool.
I think in my case, I just want someone to take over for a while. I'm tired of always being in control. Maybe Xenu will be like my Calgon and just take me away. Of course, from what I hear, he might LITERALLY take me away...to his planet. But whatever, I need a vacation.

5 comments:

colin said...

I think we all suck at blogging except for Sheila, Skippy and a few others I can count on my appendages.
That doesn't mean you shouldn't try. Of course no one cares about the minutia of your life or mine or the Crap guy; that should not stop you from writing it and letting everyone read it. Some of these so called Celeb Tweets are more boring than my life. Suck it up sweetie, oh and use a plain paper bag I don't want to call you Kroger for the whole date.

De said...

Oh Colin. I love you. You're right of course.
I was going to wear a Randalls sack but I doubt you would feel comfortable calling me that all night so plain paper bag it is!
I'll be like the unknown comic. (are we the only ones who are old enough to remember that guy?)

colin said...

Who's the unknown comic?

De said...

Maybe it's an American thing or maybe I'm just THAT old!

De said...

Oh and here is the Unknown Comic:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unknown_Comic