Right Wing Duck came closest to winning my contest.
I stressed to my vast audience of readers that no one actually WON but here comes Ducky, waving his feathers around screaming "I win! I win!" so I will say something nice about him.
Right Wing Duck READS my blog. Not only does he read it, he comprehends it, he remembers it.
He said reading my blog makes him feel like a friend of the family.
Ducky writes funny stuff on not only HIS blog (I'd prefer he update a bit more and not use such big words so I can understand) but on IMAO and he is blog-famous over there.
I'm extremely lucky that he even FOUND my blog much less reads it regularly.
I'm not worthy of his attention.
ALL HAIL DUCKY!