I am awesome

I had a little road rage incident this morning.
I blame it on lack of coffee. I mean, I had ordered my coffee from Starbucks drive through but I hadn't taken a sip yet. So...I blame that.
It just irritates me to NO END when some bitch rides my ass. I was going 70 mph in the RIGHT lane, yet she still rode my ass.
So, I do what any normal, responsible driver does. I slowed down. I drove up next to someone driving slower than me and I match their speed as to not let her get around.
I could feel her rage and I loved it.
I finally realized I needed to stop playing around on the highway and get to work so I sped up but due to other normal drivers, she still couldn't get around.
I watched as she stayed mere inches from the bumper in front of her and it just pissed me off.
She got off at the same exit and I found myself next to her at the red light. I stared at her for a moment. She must have felt my eyes on her because she slowly turned her head in my direction.
Before I knew what I was doing, I was flipping her off and mouthing "You're an asshole" through the window.

I don't know about her but I sure felt better.

I'm such a lady.